Nov 27, 2013

Hump Day Hottie: Emily Ratajkowski (NSFW)

You may not recognize Emily Ratajkowski by name, but I'm certain you'll recognize her by face (or boobs) as the meowing brunette in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video. Back in April 2012 the British-Polish model posed for photographer Steve Shaw for Treats! Magazine Issue 3, where they challenged and blurred the line (see what I did there?) between art and porn. 

For those that know me well, you're aware of my appreciation of provocative portraits, paintings and photography; you're also aware, however, of my disdain of complete baldness. But enough about my thoughts (for those that actually bothered reading these words!), onto the pics and video below.

For those wondering how such a skinny girl could have such large breast without scientific enhancement, Emily assures they are bona fide the real thing, and even took to Twitter to share a photo of herself at 14 to prove it.

I guess some girls are just blessed, well done genetics!

Nov 26, 2013

OutKast Reunion Confirmed for Coachella 2014

After a 6 year hiatus the hip hop super duo (yes, I am a fan) OutKast are reuniting on stage at Coachella in 2014! Coachella's April 11th kick off date is still 5 months away, but the OutKast stans' excitement is already evident with numerous Twitter and Facebook updates all week; clearly they've been missed. It's not as if the duo has been completely MIA since the release of Idlewild in 2006; Both Big Boi and 3 Stacks have been busy with many side projects including Andre 3K's contribution on the Great Gatsby Soundtrack (which I am currently playing), and is set to star as Jimi Hendrix in the legends biopic, while Big Boi released critically-acclaimed Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors in December 2012 featuring 3 collabs with shoegazer-duo Phantogram (who currently have a track on the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Soundtrack). But forget all that (impossible)! They are back, together! Stankonia lives on! So it looks like it's finally time for me to give in and head to the trendiest music festival this side of the Atlantic, but for those of you who aren't able to make the trip to Indio, California, their appearance at Coachella is just the start of their reunion, 2014 tour dates will follow.

Nov 25, 2013

Thank You Seth Rogen & James Franco - Bound 3 (Video Parody)

I'd like to thank Seth Rogen for releasing this earlier today on his Facebook page; he and bestest buddy James Franco did tribute to Kimye's "Bound 2" video, by recreating the shot for shot. A message introducing the video reads,
“While on the set of their movie, The Interview, James Franco &; Seth Rogen felt inspired to recreate their favorite new video. Shot. For. Shot.” 
I only spy one flub... nipples. Everyone knows that Kim's breasts are nipple-less.

Is it sad that this is more watchable than the original, even with Rogen's excessive back hair?!

Nov 21, 2013

Need For Speed (Trailer) - Kid CuDi & Aaron Paul

After his cameo in Brooklyn 99, and his drug-dealing role on How to Make it In America, Scott Mescudi aka KiD CuDi has made it to the big screen, and this lustful fan couldn't be more excited. CuDi appears alongside Aaron Paul fresh off his Breaking Bad series finale, as a member of Paul's street racing team in Need for Speed. If you're thinking about Paul Walker alongside Ludacris in Fast and Furious, I admit the parallels are there, only this time Aaron Paul actually is not a cop pretending to be a criminal and is instead framed for a crime he didn't commit, once "out of prison [he is] determined to settle the score with the man responsible for his false conviction." Considering the talent I'm optimistic that this flick will surpass its predecessor.

Anyone else see the irony in how Breaking Bad ended with Jesse Pinkman speeding off to freedom in the sunset, then drives right into a new alias and more legal problems.. Or is that just me? Need For Speed is due to hit theaters March 14th, 2014. Fast cars, Bitches!

Nov 19, 2013

Kanye West - Bound 2 (video)

Kanye West has decided to release the visuals for one of my favourite tracks off Yeezus. Unfortunately he decided to take this opportunity to show off his fiancee and remind us all why we even know her name in the first place by simulating sex, on a motorcycle no less. Surprisingly she faced him the whole time! The one positive about this incredibly shitty Nick Knight-directed video, are those new-mom boobs. Yeah, that's right, those huge boobs bouncing up and down on that bike are a product of breast feeding, and that Kim K has recently given birth, to a human and a Kardashian no less... Oh, did I just ruin it for you?

I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink 
It sounds like love. Did anyone notice that Kim's blonde now? Remember when she wore a blonde wig for some photos, but said she would never dye it for real? That's what loves all about, forcing you to change your hair colour and keeping your load off the more expensive outerwear...and now we know how she got pregnant. 

Nov 18, 2013

Justin Bieber - PYD ft R. Kelly

Keeping with the R. Kelly theme, TMP isn't the only one to celebrate Music Monday, Justin Bieber has been taking to his Vevo page on youtube and dropping some pretty solid tracks, "PYD (Put You Down)" is no exception. Since the start of the #MusicMonday series with the release of "Heartbreak" October 6th, all 6 previous tracks have debuted on Billboards Hot 100 chart, despite their lack of airplay or usual promo.

The song is dope, our formerly sweet little Biebs is doing his thang, and it only enamours me all the more. Wait, should I not say that out loud? Should I be embarrassed that I'm a grown ass woman crushing on an embryo? Naw, never mind, the talent speaks for itself. As per all prior tracks, "PYD" is available for purchase on iTunes.

R.Kelly - My Story (remix) ft Katie Got Bandz & Rockie Fresh

After witnessing R. Kelly's unexpected appearance on Saturday Night Live alongside (read: on top of) Lady Gaga this past weekend, today is an R. Kelly kind of day. The once RnB king drops the the Chicago remix for "My Story" with some assistance from Katie Got Bandz (aka Drillary Clinton) and Maybach Music group-signee Rockie Fresh. R's twelfth solo studio album Black Panties is set to release December 10th.

Nov 11, 2013

Drake - Worst Behaviour (video)

This past Saturday Drake premiered the visuals for his track "Worst Behaviour" during his stop off in New Orleans. Filmed in his Memphis before he headed on his Would you Like A Tour with Miguel and Future, the video features cameo's from Aubrey's own poppa, Dennis Graham, along with Juicy J, Project Pat, and the OVO usual suspects; OB has an extensive interlude wearing an owl costume, (clearly Drake's changed his previous tune, "My team good, we don't really need a mascot").

Directed by Toronto-born X (who will forever be known to me as "Little X"), who also directed "Started From The Bottom" off of Drake's Nothing Was the Same album, along with "HYFR" from Take Care. The video starts off with some good ole Memphis blues, check the 10+ minute video below, 

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