Dec 12, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Covers Playboy

So in attempt to remain relevant or come back into her dimmed spotlight, hot mess actress Lindsay Lohan has decided to pose for Playboy's January/February issue. Lindsay was reportedly paid nearly $1 million to expose her ginger cookie, which was apparently done in a completely classy and respectful manner. Confessional time, I'm a huge Playboy fan, I grew up with Plyaboy magazines and calendar's all around me, have watched every Hugh Hefner bio I've found and even own a couple of Playboy coffee table books, along with joke books and more. Once I get that "dream body" I will try out for the mag, or so I say, until then I will sip my cocktail and nibble on my martini, but I digress... the point is, I'm a fan, and yet I'm doubtful of the class level that LiLo will be bringing to set.

It's unfortunate, because she truly was a talented actress, then she started hanging out with Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton and became anorexic, and faced not only DUI charges, but hard time. I feel like she's desperate for attention and has been for the past 5 years, thanks in large to her completely messed up parents! I can only imagine the poses and faces she attempted for the shoot, especially with those newly restylaned porn-star lips. But her reps claim "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay," which will all know isn't entirely true, since thanks to her infamous firecrotch shots.

But if Hef is on her side, I will give her the benefit of the doubt for now, as he compared the spread (pun) to the widely celebrated Tom Kelly-shot nude pictorial of Ms. Marilyn Monroe from 1949.

Here's a sneak peak of the leaked cover,

Lindsay is set to uh... expose her[self] cover on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this Thursday December 15th along with a couple of shots from inside the mag.

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