Sep 22, 2010

Bruno Mars: I Wanna Be a Billionaire so F'n Bad,

...Buy all of the coke I never had. 

That shot, was just far too easy, and yet I simply couldn't walk away; for those unaware, the artist featured on Travie McCoy's "Billionaire" and B.o.B's  "Nothing on You" Peter Hernandez, better known as Bruno Mars, was arrested this past Sunday at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas for cocaine possession. He apparently confessed to doing "a foolish thing" after a bathroom attendant noticed he was taking a really long time in a bathroom stall. He then claimed to have never used drugs before....after he submitted over 2.6 grams. Quite the leap, don't you think? Going from no drugs to coke? He didn't even have a stopover at the gateway drug!? Perhaps he should have titled his latest single featuring Jr. Gong, "Coke Possession Blues," instead of "Liquor Store Blues." Zing! And that my friends is what we call a segue, a segue to the following link for the above mentioned track. Great song, I'm always a Damian Jr. Gong Marley fan, and Bruno Mars is doing big lines err things.

Bruno's album, Doo - Wop & Hooligans is available October 5th, also don't miss his performance on Saturday Night Live October 9th. 

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